The Mommy Chronicles

  • This ones for my mom

    HA...ha, MOM. Here's your moment, the one you've been waiting for. A little taste of payback:

    Today was a normal day,  took both monkeys with me to target.
    Ariella wasn't wandering , Jax was quietly occupied chowing down on a cheeto. All was well!!! 
    Leaving me with what felt like full concentration and awareness
    Until i got to the checkout line and started unloading the cart to pay.......
    Scattered throughout the cart I found EIGHT mini Star Wars stuffed animals , 3 different colored rolls of leopard duct tape, a notepad, and a light bulb. 
    WHEN DID SHE HAVE TIME TO SNEAK 8 ACTION FIGURES INTO THE CART. WHERE DID SHE GET LEOPARD DUCT TAPE, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE THE LIGHT BULB AISLE IS..AND HOW DIDNT I SEE ANYYY OF THIS?! 
    Lol i couldnt help but laugh and ask her why the star wars were in the cart, her response? 
    "uhh.. those are my friends. we buy them."  lol hate to break it to ya kid, but no.

    Im well aware that this is mild payback for the times I snuck things into my moms shopping cart and she purchased them without even realizing. Ive done that too many time to count, which also makes me aware that I have a lot more of this coming my way over the years!!

    Gotta love it! 
    #MOMLIFE






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    Today, while trying to feed my baby and simultaneously feed myself..i fed my little guy a spoonful of marinara. lol
    Seriously. Im losing it.
    I guess i had his bowl of baby food and my dipping bowl of marinara a little too close to eachother and just mindlessly scooped from the bowl that was closest....i didnt realize until i looked up and Poor little guy looked at me with this face that said " Mom..What the heck was THAT?!" as i pulled  a red tinged spoon from his mouth... he was originally eating applesause. 
    MOM OF THE YEARRR. 

    lol sorry bud, mommy must need a nap. 

    #MOMLIFE